Justin Bieber’s Roast Jokes: Top 5 Best Jokes
1) Shaq tries to tell Justin to get his act together: “Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
2) Martha has the hots for the Biebs: “You need to settle down, bring some balance into you life and find a nice gal. Someone on your level, someone powerful and rich, someone you can smoke with, have a three way with, someone who’s a player in the boardroom and a freak in the bedroom. My final piece of advice is, call me!” Say hello to Jartha!
3) Snoop Dog slams Justin for buying a pet monkey: Snoop pointed out that Justin is a very rich young man. And when stars get famous, they often party and hang out with women. But Justin went a different route.“You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”
4) Chris D’Elia asks Justin why Selena Gomez, dumped him: “Is it true she dumped you because she grew a mustache first?” Chris and the other roasters took a bunch of jabs at Selena like HollywoodLife.com told you.
5) Jeff Ross disses Justin’s music career: “You haven’t put out an album 3 years! If you listen closely you can hear the sound of One Direction f–king your fans. Beliebers are mad you haven’t won a Grammy. There’s marthastewart – she can be your Grammy.” Burn!