As a human being who lives on planet Earth, you’ve probably heard by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are married.
The wedding was apparently the fulfillment of a lifelong dream for Yeezy, as posts written by the rapper for his old website Kanye Universe City reveal that he’s always wanted to marry a Kardashian – any Kardashian! Well, any Kardashian except Khloe.
Sure, Kanye wrote the occasional ode to Kim’s booty, but she wasn’t the only member of the K clan that Yeezus had his sights on.
In 2008, back when ‘Ye was still famously screaming at the Internet in all-caps rants on a regular basis, he posted a nude photo of Kim (they’ve always been easy to come by) and made her his “Girl of the Week.”
This was long before they ever met, so it’s kinda cool that just six years later they’re married with a one-year-old daughter. Unfortunately, there’s more to the story:
A few months after the 2008 post, Yeezy posted a photo of a semi-naked Kourtney Kardashian and dubbed her his Girl of the Week.
Yes, Kourtney won the coveted title more recently than Kim! That’s almost as awkward as it’ll be in 12 years when when North discovers that her mom’s sex tape is all over the Internet!
We don’t know if Kim knew about the blog post before, but if not, ‘Ye might be sleeping on the obnoxiously expensive couch for a while.