It’s hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married almost seven months ago.
Despite the many, many rumors of a Kimye divorce, the ego-powered couple is still an item…although that may have something to do with the fact that if it weren’t for tabloid covers, they’d hardly ever see each other.
We already knew that Kim and Kanye spent Thanksgiving apart, but now a source tells Radar Online that the distance between the newlyweds is greater than anyone realized:
“They’ve hit a very rough patch in their marriage,” says the insider. “After spending nearly a month apart, which included spending Thanksgiving apart, Kim and Kanye only spent a few days together in New York City before they went their separate ways again.”
“Kanye has complained to friends that the only thing Kim is interested in is shopping and taking selfies. There isn’t a lot of depth to Kim, while Kanye considers himself intellectual.”
Wait a minute…Kanye is just now realizing that there’s not a lot of depth to Kim? Does he not have cable?!
We kid. There’s more to Kim than shopping and taking selfies. She also has a gigantic booty! Which is exactly why she won’t have trouble finding a new dude once she and Yeezy inevitably go their separate ways.
The problem is, she’s pretty much exhausted the worlds of hip hop and professional sports. Maybe next she can find herself a nice astronaut, or something.